Ever just stare at your kid thinking, “What a beautiful human being. Hard to believe it fell out of my vagina”? Who knew fucking was a form of arts and crafts?
Warning: This post may cause side effects such as itchy head, itchy body, and possibly tears. I got the dreaded phone call from the school nurse. “Your daughter has lice.” My heart dropped. Why couldn’t […]
From Finish the Sentence Friday blog prompt… What I really want to scream out loud is AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Which can mean anything such as 1. Sit the fuck down, shut the fuck up and maybe take a motherfucking […]
A bunch of teens break into a huge house, threw a huge party, got crunk, trashed the joint, took selfies, bragged about their parents letting them do what they want, and when the homeowner discovers […]
The following is a completely true story. The dialogue is a rough read, but read it. You need to understand the dynamics before the story’s end. This happened. Yesterday. Soon after I picked up the […]