Ever just stare at your kid thinking, “What a beautiful human being. Hard to believe it fell out of my vagina”? Who knew fucking was a form of arts and crafts?
Top story of the morning! Despite Michelle’s attempts at helicopter parenting, Annabelle has officially learned how to tie her shoes. The laziness that free range parenting offers is not only an enticing temptation to an […]
I was driving today passed a church, and the sign asked something like, “If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, would you live differently today?” My first response was inappropriate, but as my […]
The hardship I am most thankful for is insanity. Basic military training is designed to tear you down to nothing and then rebuild you into a soldier: strong, bullet-proof, unstoppable. Every time you make a mistake, […]
Since the onslaught of reproduction, I get so much advice from people on parenting and motherhood that it’s like I have a personal Kanye West stealing my mic telling me Beyoncé deserves the glory, like […]
Welcome to another Finish the Sentence Friday where you can view more awesome posts than mine at the bottom. Please check it out. These people are usually worth it. Everything felt perfect the time that […]