You thought your Christmas was fucked up?
So I got caught checking out a woman’s ass by her husband at church. I also have a crush on a gay guy. And some other stuff. […]
So I got caught checking out a woman’s ass by her husband at church. I also have a crush on a gay guy. And some other stuff. […]
Top story of the morning! Despite Michelle’s attempts at helicopter parenting, Annabelle has officially learned how to tie her shoes. The laziness that free range parenting offers is not only an enticing temptation to an […]
In my youth, I thought I had all the answers. Then I learned as I grew that I knew nothing. I’m now hitting the age where I realize I knew better as a child than […]
I was driving today passed a church, and the sign asked something like, “If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, would you live differently today?” My first response was inappropriate, but as my […]
Sometimes,I wonder about my writing, but I keep on and on because it’s the best fuck-you I got. Fuck You Dirty Dishes I did not just spend all those years in college to be a house bitch. […]
Marty McFly and Doc Brown’s DeLorean are giving me a ride, and we’re traveling to the date of December 15, 2007. They are dropping me off on their way to see Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony’s first […]
The hardship I am most thankful for is insanity. Basic military training is designed to tear you down to nothing and then rebuild you into a soldier: strong, bullet-proof, unstoppable. Every time you make a mistake, […]
I know it’s Saturday, but I forgot to do my Finish the Sentence Friday… What I’ll miss about summer…. No. I don’t miss it. I had fun. I loved many aspects of it. But NO. […]
Since the onslaught of reproduction, I get so much advice from people on parenting and motherhood that it’s like I have a personal Kanye West stealing my mic telling me Beyoncé deserves the glory, like […]
I normally try to avoid topics in the mom wars realm because I honestly think the petty mom wars that ensue from such controversy diminishes the credibility of women trying to be equal in a […]
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