Category: Fuck

Things about Fuck.

Codeine Infused Migraine Moment

My migraine. A mean man. Fun times.

Today is July 4th. My migraine, well she’s a bitch, and my kids, well they got hungry for some strange reason around dinner time.  So I did what any mother of 3 with a migraine would do, I made a…

I Write to Spite (and sometimes smite)

Sometimes,I wonder about my writing, but I keep on and on because it’s the best fuck-you I got. Fuck You Dirty Dishes I did not just spend all those years in college to be a house bitch. I have real skills that…

Look at the Love. Just Focking Look at It!

Look at the love

I know a lot of you don’t like these posts (they rarely get shares or reads), but I feel compelled to write them for the one person who does like them and needs them as much as I needed to…

If Cartoons Were Cool Like the 80’s

The mom blogosphere on the internet has pretty much reached a consensus that Caillou is a little bitch. Someone needs to call child protection services on Max and Ruby for neglect. It’s possible Yo Gabba Gabba promotes use of acid…

Merry Christmas VS Happy Holidays

Warning: This post might insult your intelligence and piss you off. I’d like it to be known here and now that I am not trying to be an arrogant know-it-all on a high horse. If you notice, a lot of my…

The Real Meaning of Back to School Christmas

At the end of summer, I always feel like… At the end of summer, I always feel like a neutered dog. I have this overwhelming groggy feeling with a huge sense that I lost an important piece of me somewhere,…

Happy Easter and Love from the Beatles Soundtrack

I don’t think I can beat last Easter’s Post with a balance of religion and humor. So if you are debating on reading one of the two, so far I vote you read last year’s Easter Post. Are you still…

The Village Idiots

It takes a village to raise a child, so they say. I still have yet to see this “Village.” If any of you know where the fuck it is, let me know. I bet it’s in El Dorado. I definitely…

Bet you didn’t know I was a rebel at the pool today…

Today, I got yelled at by a lifeguard because she thought I was going to slide down the slide with the 3 year old, and I wasn’t. I was just trying to get her to slide down. You would think…

Playing the Autism Card

I’ve seen many versions of the Autism Card on the internets. Some parents actually hand these out to people. For those who don’t realize, a common theme in the lives of parents of children on the autism spectrum is to…