Category: Badassery

Badass people. Badass posts. Anything about being a badass.

Badass of the Year Award

It was brought to my attention recently a story that took place in November of 2007.¬†Pauline Jacobi, age 92 at the time, got into her car after grocery shopping. A man jumped in next to her and told her to…

Roundhouse Bitch

Why Sylvester Stallone should choose me to play the role of his girlfriend in the next Expendables if they do another one, which they should:1.  My father raised me to watch movies like Rocky, Rambo, Cobra, Tango and Cash… as…

My super fabulous wedding

All you brides to be, grab your pen and pad and take some notes. This is the wedding of a lifetime. Celebrities? They ain’t got shit on this. I met my husband in August of 2004. We were both aggressively…